South Park

South Park "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" Quotes

(after Kenny dies)
Movie Goer #1: Oh my god, I found a penny!
Movie Goer #2: You bastard!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: I love your chocolate salty balls, Chef!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Garrison: The fist film showing is called 'Witness to Denial' and is a sexual exploration piece about two women in love.
Stan: Oh, my uncle Jimbo has a ton of those movies in his dresser drawer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: You can't die Mr Hankey, you can't.
Mr. Hankey: (Cough)
Kyle, before I go, there's something I must tell you. Come closer Closer
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: There is another Skywalker. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo
Mr. Hankey: (Mr Hankey appears to be alive) Wait Kyle.
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: Come closer
Kyle: What is it?
Mr. Hankey: Closer
Kyle: Yes?
Mr. Hankey: Closer! (Pause) One time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Garrison: Eric, if you call Wendy a bitch again you're going straight to the principal's office!
(long pause)
Cartman: Bitch!
Mr. Garrison: That's it Eric go--
Cartman: I'M GOIN'!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: What are you doing down in a sewer with a bunch of snorkel stuff on?
Mr. Garrison: Oh I was just, uh, hangin' out
Kyle: In a sewer?
Mr. Garrison: Children, do you know how to file a police report?
All: No
Mr. Garrison: Good, see ya in school! (he swims away)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stan: That theater sucks, though. They need to get a bigger screen.
Kyle: They should project the movies on Cartman's ass!
(all laugh but Cartman)
Cartman: Nya!
Stan: Yeah, but that'd be like IMAX.
(laugh)
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Does poo go to heaven?
Chef: I kinda hope not.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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