When his wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man will bust her lip open.

Alabama Man Commercial

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You can take Alabama man to the bowling alley where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco.

Alabama Man Commercial

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Chinpokomon Trainer: I've got to collect all Chinpokomon! I've got to collect them all so I can become World Crown Chinpoko-Master! Oh!
Japanese Spokeswoman: All Chinpokomon, and you will have happy feeling-su!

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(in high-pitched voice) But, moooooooom, I have to get the first one so that people will think I'm kewwwwwl!!

Cartman

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Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.

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