South Park

South Park "Chinpokomon" Quotes (Page 2)

Mr. Garrison: For the last time I am not Garrison-san! and this is not Hat-san!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chinpokomon Executive: You have such a large penis.
Sharon Marsh: What??
Chinpokomon Executive: Your penis, wow!
(Mr. Hosik slaps his executive and pushes him aside)
Mr. Hosik: What he means is all MEN in this town have very large penis.
Sharon Marsh: Can't you see what's happening? They're just using their talk to distract you! He doesn't really have a small penis!
(Mr. Hosik pulls down his pants, everybody looks shocked)
Sharon Marsh: Oh.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Jesus tap-dancing Christ Kyle, get with the program!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stan: Dude! The video game just gave Kenny a seizure!
Cartman: Ah, sweet! This game's cool!
 • Rating: Unrated

Randy: We love Chinpokomon too! It's super toy number one!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chinpokomon doll: Down with America!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chinpokomon doll: I love you. Let's be best friends and destroy American Capitalist government!
 • Rating: Unrated

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