Cartman: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
Kyle: (while outside, not seeing this) You bastards!

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Mr. Garrison: Stan, are you paying attention!?
Stan: Yes, Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: Well then, Stanley, what did I just say?
Stan: Umyou said that even though Charo appeared twelve times on the Love Boat, the episode with Captain Antonio got higher ratings.
Mr. Garrison: Well ok, I suppose you were paying attention.

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That's fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day!

Cartman

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Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty.

Kyle

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Fat Abbot: Hey, hey hey. Hey Yolonda, why you eye all black and blue and *bleep*?
Yolonda: Man Fat Abbot, My Stepdad popped me in my eye.
Fat Abbot: Stepdad? You gotta pop his ass.
Yolonda: Really?
Fat Abbot: Yeah bitch, Snatch his ass in a bear trap, have him swingin from tree so high, nobody find him for days, glock glock, know what I'm sayin. Dumb ass nigga playing *bleep* damn.
Yolonda You're right Fat Abbot, thanks.
Fat Abbot: No problem hoe, maybe later you can suck my *bleep*, bitch hoe *bleep*

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