South Park "Coon vs. Coon & Friends" Quotes
Cartman (as The Coon): I'm making the world a better place.
Kenny (as Mysterion): For you! A better place for you!
Cartman (as The Coon): That's what superheroes do!
• Rating: 2.7 / 5.0
Goth Kid: He promised everything would change if we worshiped him, but we're still sitting here smoking cigarettes like before. It's like Obama all over again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mint Berry Crunch: How is it that Mint and Berry came together delivering full flavor and intense crunch?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Cartman (as The Coon): Even Cthulhu knows what evil assholes Stan and Kyle and those guys are and that they are m, uncaring vagina-faces.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Stan: Dude you're freaking out Mint Berry Crunch, he's just peed his pants.
Mint Berry Crunch: No, no, Mint Berry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5