South Park "Hooked on Monkey Phonics" Quotes (Page 2)
(Cartman finds out about home school)
Cartman: (singing) Who would have thought such a miracle could be, who could have known that this moment I would see, a new way of living, a chance to be free!
• Rating: Unrated
Stan: Shut up, Cartman!
Cartman: You shut up, butt-hole! (Hit's Stan)
Stan: You shut up, gay-wad! (Hit's Cartman)
Cartman: You shut up, ass-logger! (Hit's Stan)
Mark: Oh my goodness. Are you two enemies?
Stan: No... we're friends.
Mark: Strange friends would call each other names and fight.
• Rating: Unrated
Jimbo: You can do it kid, you can do it!
(after Kyle spells incorrectly)
Jimbo: YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!, YOU COSTED ME 50 BUCKS!!!!
• Rating: Unrated
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