South Park

South Park "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining" Quotes

Stan: The hardest part about it is knowing you can't take it back! It was a 5th generation nano, so I can't trade it in anywhere!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kyle: How many iPod nanos is friendship worth? I guess, one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Real Kyle: So you intended us for us to go ziplining all along? Why, Stan?
Real Stan: If you signed up 3 friends...you got an iPod nano.
Real Kyle: You sold us out for an iPod nano?!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Stan: And I finally, I couldn't hold it in any more. I said "Stop it!"
Real Stan: Stop it!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Cartman: If I crap in a forest, the blood will attract beavers, Kyle!
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Kyle: It was like having the life sucked out of you. That's all it is, sliding down a cable.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Narrator: Just the word shuttle makes Kyle's brain fire neurons that bring up memories of just how lame shuttles can be.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Stan: It was 10, maybe 15 minutes of pure hell.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Narrator: Inside Kyle's mouth, the muscles contract to force a smile, even though in his brain, Kyle is thinking, "dude, f**k you."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Narrator: The average human acts a certain way when surrounded by friends and family. But in a tour group, the brain has to work overtime, acting nice and pretending to care about people on the tour.
 • Rating: Unrated

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