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The hardest part about it is knowing you can't take it back! It was a 5th generation nano, so I can't trade it in anywhere!

Stan

How many iPod nanos is friendship worth? I guess, one.

Kyle

Real Kyle: So you intended us for us to go ziplining all along? Why, Stan?
Real Stan: If you signed up 3 friends...you got an iPod nano.
Real Kyle: You sold us out for an iPod nano?!

Stan: And I finally, I couldn't hold it in any more. I said "Stop it!"
Real Stan: Stop it!

If I crap in a forest, the blood will attract beavers, Kyle!

Cartman

It was like having the life sucked out of you. That's all it is, sliding down a cable.

Kyle

Just the word shuttle makes Kyle's brain fire neurons that bring up memories of just how lame shuttles can be.

Narrator

It was 10, maybe 15 minutes of pure hell.

Stan

Inside Kyle's mouth, the muscles contract to force a smile, even though in his brain, Kyle is thinking, "dude, fuck you."

Narrator

The average human acts a certain way when surrounded by friends and family. But in a tour group, the brain has to work overtime, acting nice and pretending to care about people on the tour.

Narrator

Cold sore is what girls call it, Kenny. It's actually herpes.

Cartman

For four elementary school boys, an ordinary day becomes a descent into madness on "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining."

Narrator
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South Park Season 16 Episode 6 Quotes

Cold sore is what girls call it, Kenny. It's actually herpes.

Cartman

For four elementary school boys, an ordinary day becomes a descent into madness on "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining."

Narrator
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