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Cartman: (laughs) Isn't he funny guys?
Stan: No, he's annoying.

Cartman: (about Jackov) He's the last of his kind you guys, there's only two of them left.
Kyle: Did you smoke some of your mom's crack?
Cartman: Will you stop with the 'mom smoking crack' thing, it's an old joke.
Jackov: Eric, do you have any more cookies?
Stan: Who's that, one of your mom's boyfriends?

Jimbo: (about Jakovasaur) Well, let's kill it.
Cartman: No, don't.
Jimbo: Huh?
Cartman: I like it.
Kyle: You don't like anything Cartman.

Department of Interior Guy #2: (about Joon-Joon) This one Jakovasaur could mother an entire population of the animals.
Lady: Well, in that case, I think we should name it... Hope.
Random Guy #1: Hope.
Random Guy #2: Yes, Hope.
Joon-Joon: Meesa name "Joon-Joon".
Stan: I think its name is "Joon-Joon".

Mephisto: I have managed to artificially inseminate Hope with Jakov's semen.
Jakov: I have seamen? Where's their boat?

Well it looks like Cartman has finally found something as annoying as he is.


Mayor McDaniels: First question: What color is blue?

Ah Ned don't burp talk. That just sicks me out.


Jimbo: Hey Ned, look what I got you: a new voicebox! (Ned reaches for it, but Jimbo blocks it) You want it? You want it? Here you go!
Ned: (Irish accent) Jimbo, I can't thank you enough for the new voicebox! What in the devil is this, then?
Jimbo: Sorry, Ned. I must have picked up the irish model by mistake.
Ned: Oh, what a bloody pickle this is. Did you keep the receipt, then?
(A man walks in)
Man: Jimbo, Ned, come quick!
Jimbo: What's going on?
Man: They've found another Jakovasaur!
Ned: Blimey.

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