South Park "Jewpacabra" Quotes
Cartman: So God makes it rain frogs? That just seems kind of mean to frogs, Kyle!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Mr. Billings: Hello young man. Let me off start off by saying Sooper Foods is absolutely not an anti-Semitic company. But, if your people do have a monster creature that feeds on Easter children, we just wanted to let you know that there's a sacrifice for it in the park that is totally fun and safe to eat. Thank you.
• Rating: Unrated
Mr. Billings: Our entire business is based on fun and safety!
Cartman: This isn't safe or fun!
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: Those cryptozoologists don't know what they're talking about. They just gave me a case of the Hebrew-jeebies, that's all
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: What you're looking at there is a Jewpacabra. It's like a sasquatch, only more elusive, more ferocious, and a little more greedy.
• Rating: Unrated
Mr. Billings: What are the chances that Jewpacabra is real?
Peters: I'm estimating around .000000001%.
Mr. Billings: I can't afford to take that chance.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: You can't scare a Jewpacabra! Don't forget Butters, we're dealing with a creature that drinks blood, hides in the night, and has no belief in the divinity of Christ.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7