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My father died in a stamp collecting accident.

Broken-hearted man

If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!

It's the way it goes sometimes Pip. He's 17 and has a car.


And the story ends Pip, with me suggesting that one should never pull out their wee-wee and check it for scabs whilst at the dinner table.

Mr. Pocket

Pip, a young gentleman of great expectations!


Stop dreaming about me you slow-witted rectal belch.


I sometimes have sick fancies.

Ms. Havisham

Is that right you smelly little bastard?


Oh I'm so glad everything has worked out. Where are all my little bunnies that you borrowed then Pip?

Mr. Pocket
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