South Park

South Park "Pip" Quotes

Pip: Joe, do you know anything about girls?
Joe: Sure. They're those things with vaginas in them.
Pip: Yes, but do you know anything about them?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pocket: Oh what a gay time we shall have, and I do mean gay as in festive, not as in penetration of the bum.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after, except for Pocket who died of Hepatitis B.
 • Rating: Unrated

Malcolm McDowell: Ahhh...Dickens. The imagery of cobblestone streets, cragging London buildings, and nutmeg-filled Yorkshire puddings. Hello, I'm a British person.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Joe: STOP your metal orange, you bastard! You never want a tablespoon of nigh'ingale droppin's, you me'al-poundin' fairy! And you! Why don't you get a job?! You're eight years old now!
 • Rating: Unrated

Estella: This way, you pathetic squirt of vaginal discharge!............This way, you beef-witted shriveled-up monkey's penis!.............Up here, you gamy mass of baby vomit!
Pip: Eho. After you, miss.
Estella: I'm not going in there, you stupid puddle of a homeless man urine!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pip: Righty-o. What are we going to play?
Estella: We're going to play a little game called, "Smack the Blond Boy In the Head With a Large Log."
Pip: Oh, yes! My sister and I play that game at home all the time!
Estella: Oh you stupid pathetic boy!
(Estella runs off)
 • Rating: Unrated

Ms. Havisham: And as for you, Pip, my robot monkeys should take care of you!
 • Rating: Unrated

Malcolm McDowell: Indeed after watching this show, you'll know the timeless classic as if you've read the Cliff Notes themselves.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pip: Don't worry; sister is still taking very good care of me. She just loves to smack me in the face and tell me I'm worthless!
 • Rating: Unrated

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