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Oh I'm so glad everything has worked out. Where are all my little bunnies that you borrowed then Pip?

Mr. Pocket

My father died in a stamp collecting accident.

Broken-hearted man

If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!

It's the way it goes sometimes Pip. He's 17 and has a car.

Estella

And the story ends Pip, with me suggesting that one should never pull out their wee-wee and check it for scabs whilst at the dinner table.

Mr. Pocket

Pip, a young gentleman of great expectations!

Joe

Stop dreaming about me you slow-witted rectal belch.

Estella

I sometimes have sick fancies.

Ms. Havisham

Is that right you smelly little bastard?

Estella

Oh look here! I've gone and made a metal newspaper!

Joe

PIP, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

</i> Mrs. Joe

What are you doing here you little wippersham?

Convict
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South Park Season 4 Episode 14 Quotes

My father died in a stamp collecting accident.

Broken-hearted man

Oh I'm so glad everything has worked out. Where are all my little bunnies that you borrowed then Pip?

Mr. Pocket
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