South Park

South Park "Quintuplets 2000" Quotes (Page 2)

Cartman: Oh God that was so funny. Aw man, somebody stop my guts from bursting out of my sides!
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Kyle: Dude how long does this thing last?
Stan: Two hours.
(the boys groan)
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Kyle: Do you guys all think alike?
Quintuplets: (At the same time) No. Of course not. Don't be ridiculous.
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Stan: Damn, dude, do you see how much money this place is raking in?
Cartman: Yeah. I could prance around in tights and sing opera too, for that kind of cash.
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Kyle: Those contorting Romanian chicks rule.
Cartman: Yeah, especially that second one from the left. She was fine!
Kyle: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?! They're identical!
Cartman: Not that second one from the left, she had it goin' on!
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Stan: Dude, this isn't working.
Kyle: It's Kenny's singing!
Cartman: Yeah, Kenny, you have to sing better!
Kenny: (I'm singing as good as I can!)
Stan: Well, it's not good enough, Kenny! You have to get better! Try it again!
Grandpa: Aha, I knew it. They turned you into poofders.
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Cartman: No way! The bitches from Cirque du Chebleu!
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