South Park

South Park "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" Quotes

Kyle's 2nd Haiku: Ass full of pork fat, jiggles like a jello-mold, mouth is flapping too.
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Mr. Garrison: Ok children, now I'm going to remind you that this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, so let's behave ourselves.
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(during planetarium show)
Principal Victoria : Oh man this is boring.
Some guy: Yeah, who finds this stuff interesting?
High teenager 1: Dude, this is totally killer.
High teenager 2: I hope this goes on for like7 months.
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Mr. Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
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Nurse Gollum: This is the strangest thing I've ever seen.
Mr. Mackey: Please, Nurse, for a woman with a dead fetus on her head you're not being very open-minded.
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(After Kenny's head explodes)
Stan: Oh my God! We've killed Kenny!
Kyle: We're bastards!
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Man Singing: I love Cheesy Poofs. You love Cheesy Poofs. If we didn't love Cheesy Poofs, we'd all be...
Cartman: (flatly)...Lame.
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Dr. Adams: Now stars are actually made of hot gas, which is exactly what comes out of Roger Ebert's ass.
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Mrs. Cartman: Hon, don't pick your nose.
Cartman: God dammit, I'm not picking it. I have an itch for crying out loud.
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Cartman: Hey, they're giving out bread outside!
Poor girl: Finally we can get something to eat.
(when the poor girl and her mom walk outside, Cartman shuts the door)
Cartman: Psych!!
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