South Park "Spookyfish" Quotes
Evil Kyle: We're here to take you back goody two-shoes.
Cartman: I've gotta better idea. Why don't you two going go *bleep* yourselves?
• Rating: Unrated
Evil Stan: Just give me the gun, kid.
Stan: Up yours, evil twin.
• Rating: Unrated
Evil Cartman: (singing)
You guys are my best friends!
Through thick and thin,
We've always been together!
We're four of a kind,
Havin' fun all day,
Pallin' around and laughin' away!
Just best friends!
Best friends are we!
I love you guys.
• Rating: Unrated
Stan: Mom, I know to don't believe me but I'll prove that it was this *bleep*ing fish.
• Rating: Unrated
Evil Cartman: In my world, Chef, you're skinny, white and and insurance salesman.
(Chef is in shock)
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: Man you guys are hella-stupid. If I had money I wouldn't give it to you assholes.
Kyle: Well at least he's back to normal.
Stan: Yea but we can't get a pumpkin so we can't enter the carving contest.
Kyle: It's OK. Kenny said he could get one.
Cartman: Oh how's Kenny gonna get one. He's hella-poor.
Stan: Why do you keep saying hella fat ass?
Cartman: 'Cause I'm hella-cool that's why.
Kyle: That's not cool!
Cartman: You guys are just hella-jealous.
• Rating: Unrated
Sharon: Stanley look who's here, Aunt Flo.
Aunt Flo: Hello Stanley, remember me?
Stan: Hi Aunt Flo.
Sharon: Now Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits once a month. Be nice.
• Rating: Unrated
Officer Barbrady: Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: You guys are hella stupid.
Stan: Why do you keep saying 'hella", Cartman?
Cartman: 'Cuz I'm hella cool, that's why.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Evil Cartman: Hi there folks. This is a heck of a storm out here. Thought maybe you could use some provisions. There's some candles and food in there. Ain't much but it should get you through the night. Take care folks; I've got other houses to get to.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 20