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Mr. Garrison: Who knows what a can food drive is?
Cartman: Isn't that where they cut open a chick's stomach to get the baby out?
Mr. Garrison: No, that's a caesarian section, Eric, but remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because for them, $6.99 is two year's income.

Cartman

And can't we do a little better than creamed corn, creamed corn, and creamed corn? Please bring in more diverse food, children, or else Kenny's family going to have a pretty corny thanksgiving. (starts laughing) Corny! (laughs) Gravy! (laughs) Corny thanksgiving!

Mr. Garrison

Mr. McCormick: Dear God, we thank you for this... single can of green beans. And even though you took our son from us, and you enjoy tormenting us, we thank you. Amen.
Mrs. McCormick: Um... does anyone have a can opener?
Mr. McCormick: God dammit.

Bebe: I want a Starvin' Marvin!
Pip: Yes! I'll pay $50 for one!

Then maybe they should die and decrease the surplus population!

Cartman
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South Park Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Bebe: I want a Starvin' Marvin!
Pip: Yes! I'll pay $50 for one!

Then maybe they should die and decrease the surplus population!

Cartman
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