South Park

South Park "Super Best Friends" Quotes

Stan: Kyle, you can't kill yourself!
Kyle: [in bubble] I don't want to kill myself. They rigged this thing to fill with water!
 • Rating: Unrated

[Stan looks for Kyle but finds Kenny's dead body]
Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: [off-screen] You bastards!
Stan: Kyle? Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: [off-screen] You bastards!
Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! [follows Kyle's voice]
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Blainetology is for everyone. There are Blainetologists who are Catholics, Buddhists... Why even Kyle here is a God damn Jew.
Kyle: That's right.
 • Rating: Unrated

[Blaine turns himself into cards and transforms back]
Jesus: Jesus Christ!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: [to Kyle] I don't wanna die either. I haven't even gotten my pubes yet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jesus: We need to know how to kill a giant stone Abraham Lincoln.
Moses: Um, let me think, um... A giant stone John Wilkes Booth?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Seaman: Look, Swallow, we should be able to divert the water with that pipe.
Narrator: And so, Seaman and Swallow get to, get to work. [laughs]
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Thanks for saving us, Stan. You're my super best friend.
Stan: Your my super best friend too, Kyle.
Cartman: Oh, that's so sweet you guys! You want to go get a room so you can make out for a while?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[all the boys, except Cartman, look the same with the same clothes and no hair]
Stan: Kyle, I'm starting to think that this is a really bad idea.
Butters: I'm not Kyle, I'm Butters. I thought you were Kyle.
Stan: No, I'm Stan.
Kyle: You're Stan? Where's Kenny?
Stan: Who are you?
Kyle: I'm Kyle.
Cartman: Hehe, guess who I am, guys?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cartman: (spots Kyle and Stan's ice cream) Where did you get the ice cream?
 • Rating: Unrated

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