South Park

South Park "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" Quotes

Producer: This isn't working! Somebody get pissed off and throw a chair at Ned.
Cartman: Dibs!
 • Rating: Unrated

The 'Huntin and Killin' theme song:We're so glad you spent your time with us while we slaughtered our way through nature's guts come again and stay a while we'll kill a lot more living things and make them bleed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: We're sorry for turning Ned into a vegetable.
Jimbo: Ah, he'll be fine. I'll just take him home and show him some good hardcore porn and he'll snap right out if it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jesus: In our competition for ratings, we all lost sight of why we got into showbusiness in the first place.
Ned: Yeah. Titties and beer.
Jesus: Actually, I was referring more to the pursuit of truth...
 • Rating: Unrated

(During Mr. Garrison's Vietnam flashback)
Troop: Ok, who's taking a shower first?
Rest of the Troops: OOOOO OOO ME ME!
 • Rating: Unrated

(After seeing Ned burning the deer)
Jimbo: Good job, Ned! Now they won't starve!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Are there any questions? Yes, Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Garrison: Yes, where the f**k did you hear this ridiculous load of bulls**t?
Kyle: From Vietnam veterans.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jimbo: Vietnam was more like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tabasco sauce fun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: (while in a dress) Why do I have to be the old lady?
Kyle: Because your fat and all old ladies are too!
Cartman: Hey!
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Whoa, Dude. I don't take drugs and worship Satan!
 • Rating: Unrated

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