South Park

South Park "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" Quotes

Jenny: Now we wanna play with yoou.
Mark: Ok, now I'm scared too. That freaked me out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stan: Dude! You're not gonna believe what Cartman got!
Kyle: Hepatitis B?
Cartman: No d**khole! 4 tickets, 28th row for the "Raging Pussies."
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: My parents said I can't go.
Stan: Well of course your parents said you can't go.
Cartman: Dummy, you don't ask if you can go! I'm telling my parents that I'm staying at Stan's house, Stan's telling his parents he's staying at Kenny's house, and Kenny's not telling his parents anything cause they're alcoholics and they don't care!
Kenny: (muffled) Yeah!
Kyle: Oh, well now I already told them.
Cartman: Well I guess you're screwed then.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kyle: (singing) If I had one wish it'd for Cuba to change,
cause I think that all the Cubans are in pain.
All the joy in the world, from sea to shining sea,
doesn't mean a thing, if Cubans aren't free.
I just can't be very happy, that's certain,
not as long as you Cubans are hurtin',
Oh won't you search your soul and find a way to change your mind.
That is my one and only wish...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kyle: What's "bad touch?"
Cartman: Something bout a swimsuit, I don't remember, but you definitely answer bad touch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Police Lady: They'll never be able to hurt you again.
Kyle: Cool thanks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Linda: Hey, looks like you're not so bad with kids after all.
Mark: Yeah I guess you're right. Maybe we should have some.
Linda: Yeah right, after all this. I'm getting my tubes tied tomorrow.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila: Alright, fine Kyle, you can go to the Raging Pussies concert if you clean out the garage, shovel the driveway and bring democracy to Cuba.
Kyle: What's Cuba?
Gerald: A communist country run by a dictator named Fidel Castro.
Kyle: And do I have to shovel the whole driveway or just the side the car's on?
Sheila: The whole thing.
Kyle: Ah jeez.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Outlander! Outlander! We have your woman! She still lives Outlander! Outlander! Her blood will spill.
Butters: What the heck are you talking about?
Cartman: Butters calm down alright.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Stan: You got foolied outlander.
 • Rating: Unrated

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