South Park Season 4 Episode 16: "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" Quotes
Linda: Hey, looks like you're not so bad with kids after all.
Mark: Yeah I guess you're right. Maybe we should have some.
Linda: Yeah right, after all this. I'm getting my tubes tied tomorrow.
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Police Lady: They'll never be able to hurt you again.
Kyle: Cool thanks.
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Kyle: What's "bad touch?"
Cartman: Something bout a swimsuit, I don't remember, but you definitely answer bad touch!
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(singing) If I had one wish it'd for Cuba to change,Kyle
cause I think that all the Cubans are in pain.
All the joy in the world, from sea to shining sea,
doesn't mean a thing, if Cubans aren't free.
I just can't be very happy, that's certain,
not as long as you Cubans are hurtin',
Oh won't you search your soul and find a way to change your mind.
That is my one and only wish...
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Kyle: My parents said I can't go.
Stan: Well of course your parents said you can't go.
Cartman: Dummy, you don't ask if you can go! I'm telling my parents that I'm staying at Stan's house, Stan's telling his parents he's staying at Kenny's house, and Kenny's not telling his parents anything cause they're alcoholics and they don't care!
Kenny: (muffled) Yeah!
Kyle: Oh, well now I already told them.
Cartman: Well I guess you're screwed then.
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Stan: Dude! You're not gonna believe what Cartman got!
Kyle: Hepatitis B?
Cartman: No dickhole! 4 tickets, 28th row for the "Raging Pussies."
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Jenny: Now we wanna play with yoou.
Mark: Ok, now I'm scared too. That freaked me out.
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