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Season 16 Episode 10: "Insecurity"

UPS Guy: I hate this damn town, everyday things just keep getting weirder around here and I'm just about sick of it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Old Man: Didn't kill him, did ya? Nah, I didn't think ya had it in ya.
Randy: We scared him, we thought it'd be enough!
Old Man: Milk man don't get scared, not with free p***y at every doorstep.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kyle: The Jewish population isn't dying out, fatass, it's growing!
Cartman: What?
Marcus: This is Marcus with InSecurity, is everything alright?
Cartman: Yeah, I just heard some troubling news and it set off my InSecurity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sergeant Yates: I know you're all worried about your family's security. All I can tell you is that so far Bane has not been caught.
Mr. Mackey: What are we supposed to do? I mean, if Bane is out there on the loose, then none of us are safe. And one Bane's bad enough, but apparently we've got like, like seven Banes, mmkay?
 • Rating: Unrated

Randy Marsh: Yeah, sure, because people just order stuff from Amazon and forget what they got.
 • Rating: Unrated

Old Man: Sure, you had your nice cold milk delivered right to your doorstep, but your wife was getting pounded out like a mallard duck. And now you've got the Amazon, and the milk man's coming back. And none of ya is safe.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stephen Stotch: Somebody who would have sex with Kyle's mom would have sex with just about anything!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 16 Episode 9: "Raising the Bar"

Kyle: How can you sit there and collect money on a show about a fat child killing himself? Where's your sense of shame?
Token: I can remember exactly where I was the first time I saw Honey Boo Boo. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. A shameful, fat family eating white-trash food, to their deaths? And then I saw what network it was on: The Learning Channel. If they can feel okay about that, why can't I?
 • Rating: Unrated

James Cameron: James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Kyle: I've been thinking. How did shamelessness get to this? Did it start with fat people on scooters? Or did it start way before that? And then I started thinking: maybe it was us. I don't know, but maybe somehow we lowered the bar, a long time ago, And now we're all sitting here, in the stink of it all. There's no going back, Stan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Honey Boo Boo's Mom: I just hope when she does her pageants, the judges don't take away points because she's got a pig heart.
 • Rating: Unrated

James Cameron: This is where the bar was just a few years ago. It was lowered here when President Clinton got a blowjob in the oval office, and suddenly men who were just getting blowjobs in alleyways thought they weren't all that bad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Token: Kyle, I'm trying to make compelling television.
Kyle: You got Randy Newman to do the theme song, you're not trying that hard.
 • Rating: Unrated

James Cameron: Then how do you explain all the fat people on mobility scooters? How do you account for...Honey Boo Boo? The bar has been lowered to depths we can't even fathom. If anyone can go down there and raise it back, it's me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Honey Boo Boo: My name's Honey Boo Boo, and I'm a beauty queen, bitches!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: I may be fat, but I'm not Honey Boo Boo!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: This is exactly what Adele is talking about! Our culture celebrates aneorexia, and makes us ashamed that we don't have slim stomachs, and perky little tits like Kyle!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 16 Episode 8: "Sarcastaball"

Reporter: Coach Belichick says that 'there's no way we can beat the Broncos, they've had the same coach for almost a day!'
 • Rating: Unrated

Announcer: Oh, the referee is calling that a touchdown! Oh wait, now another official is signaling that's a safety!
Fan: Oh, nice job, replacement refs!
Announcer: They're gonna have to sort this one out with the side judge.
Side Judge: **** it, it's a ****ing field goal!
 • Rating: Unrated

Fan 1: Nice job, Cee-Lo! Good to see you on TV some more!
Fan 2: Yeah, I'm a big fan of all your hit song!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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