South Park Quotes
Stan: Just one thing, Morgan Freeman: how come every time something convoluted needs explaining, you show up?
Morgan Freeman: Because every time I show up and explain something, I earn a freckle.
Wow, the president eats at Red Lobster! He's just a normal guy like me!South Park Resident
Stan: I don't understand that stuff at all, I need Morgan Freeman to explain it to me.
Jimmy: Yeah, I love when Morgan Freeman explains stuff.
Clyde: Whenever I'm confused about what's going on in a movie, I'm always so relieved when Morgan Freeman shows up and explains the plot to me.
Obama: I don't know how they did it, but the Chinese secured my victory. I have to fulfill my obligation.
Presidential Staff: And what if General Tso suddenly gets the courage to go to the press with all this?
Obama: Don't worry, everyone knows General Tso's chicken.
Cartman: Pretty sweet, huh?
Kyle: What the hell is this?
Cartman: What's it look like? Hundreds of thousands of votes from all the swing states.
Kyle: I don't believe it.
Cartman: No really, there are states full of swingers. Bunch of perverts if you ask me.
Flight Attendant: Would you like some warm nuts, sir?
Cartman: Haahaha! Warm nuts, she says!
Vengeance is mine!Jesus
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties, and pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties!P.F. Pityef
Jesus Asterisk Christ, Stan! People are feeling really cheated by this!Cartman
Butters: I asked preacher, what about the New Testament? And he says well you still should ought to read it, but you gonna need to put an asterisk next to Jesus' name when ever it comes up!
Cartman: So weak, dude. Dark times, brah. Dark times.
I know people that paid ten bucks for those braclets. I bet they feel pretty stupid now.Randy
Priests and bishops have been working overtime to remove Jesus from the record books and The Last Supper.News Anchor