South Park

South Park Season 14 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 14 Episode 3: "Medicinal Fried Chicken"

Stan: Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 14 Episode 2: "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"

Cartman: You were sleep walking again and dressed Sarah Jessica Parker in a moose suit and you left her in the forest and she got shot by a hunter.
Butters: What? Oh no.
Cartman: You're gonna have to come down and admit it was you.
Butters: I got her killed too? Owell, at least she was ugly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Stotch: Butters, away from the window, you're being grounded.
Butters: Sorry dad. I was just being the voice of a generation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Reporter [to Matthew Broderick about Sarah Jessica Parker]: And Matthew, how come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you and wearing a dress?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Cartman [about Catcher in the Rye]: Are you telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate, and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 14 Episode 1: "Sexual Healing"

Kyle: Wow, I didn't know Golf games were this cool.
Cartman: Yeah dude, EA Sports outdid themselves this time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

CDC Guy: Why would a man who is famous and makes tons of money, use that to try and have sex with a lots of different women?
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

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