Are you telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate, and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?

Cartman [about Catcher in the Rye]

Kyle: Wow, I didn't know Golf games were this cool.
Cartman: Yeah dude, EA Sports outdid themselves this time.

Why would a man who is famous and makes tons of money, use that to try and have sex with a lots of different women?

CDC Guy

South Park Season 14 Quotes

Butterflies have no concern for such things. Now I'm gonna go find myself some butterfly poon.

Randy

Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?

Cartman