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I'll tell you why you're protesting, because you all think it's wrong to be pissed at a black president...

Cartman

Here we were having a perfectly nice conversation about Kenny being poor and Kyle being a Jew you decided to go 9/11 and bust out the fat quip.

Cartman

Man at Bar: Enjoying the show?
Randy: To be honest, I'm just here for the blowjob.

There's a blowjob reference every 10 seconds. broadway writers call it subtext.

Man at Bar

Mr. Stotch: what was the show about?
Randy: I dunno, some green chick and a goat.

I was enthralled by the dialogue.

Clyde

"You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink."

Clyde

When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn't mean to make America so shitty they wouldn't come anymore.

Border Patrol

We've heard of Mexican ice cream, but Mexican patriotism?

Reporter

You've heard of Mexican salsa, but Mexican pride?

Reporter

That's just your brain levels adjusting back to the real world.

Cynic

Nurse: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?
Cartman: Are you serious? You're saying I have Aspergers?

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South Park Season 15 Quotes

Randy: Sometimes a man can feel like how long his penis is is actually important but is it? When you boys measured your penis length the truth is it doesn't really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared. [((l x d) (w / g))/∠αt^2]

Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.

Cartman
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