South Park

South Park Season 15 Quotes

Season 15 Episode 12: "1%"

Cartman: I'll tell you why you're protesting, because you all think it's wrong to be pissed at a black president...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Here we were having a perfectly nice conversation about Kenny being poor and Kyle being a Jew you decided to go 9/11 and bust out the fat quip.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 15 Episode 11: "Broadway Bro Down"

Man at Bar: Enjoying the show?
Randy: To be honest, I'm just here for the blowjob.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Man at Bar: There's a blowjob reference every 10 seconds. broadway writers call it subtext.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Stotch: what was the show about?
Randy: I dunno, some green chick and a goat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 15 Episode 9: "The Last of the Meheecans"

Clyde: I was enthralled by the dialogue.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Clyde: "You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Border Patrol: When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn't mean to make America so s**tty they wouldn't come anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Reporter: We've heard of Mexican ice cream, but Mexican patriotism?
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Reporter: You've heard of Mexican salsa, but Mexican pride?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 15 Episode 8: "Ass Burgers"

Cynic: That's just your brain levels adjusting back to the real world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nurse: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?
Cartman: Are you serious? You're saying I have Aspergers?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 15 Episode 6: "City Sushi"

Lu Kim: Oh no, I'm the Japanese and I had a bad day. I think I'm gonna kill myself!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Stotch: It's clear it isn't our parenting. We're awesome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 15 Episode 5: "Crack Baby Athletic Association"

Cartman: Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Screw you sir, I'm going home.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: I don't make up the rules. I just think them up and write them down.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Cartman: Do you believe your child is male or female or too hideously deformed to tell?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sarah McLachlan: My name is Sarah McLachlan and I was famous for two months.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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