South Park

South Park Season 15 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 15 Episode 4: "T.M.I."

Cartman: Butters I don't have time for this. I can't wait if your wiener is pulling a scared turtle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Randy: Sometimes a man can feel like how long his penis is is actually important but is it? When you boys measured your penis length the truth is it doesn't really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared. [((l x d) (w / g))/∠αt^2]
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Is the team standing by to f**k that little boy Kyle?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Randy: And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Randy: No, dude, f**k you, we're burning this s**t.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 15 Episode 2: "Funnybot"

Jimmy: I promise there's not going to be any comedy awards next year.
Cartman: Or will there be?
 • Rating: Unrated

Obama: I'm going to spend my final minutes on this Earth with my loved ones watching a Tyler Perry movie. I know it's embarrassing, but I simply can't help myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Token, stop giving Tyler Perry money or he won't go away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jimmy: The Kathy Griffin award will be given each to the person most likely to actually show up and receive their Kathy Griffin award. The winner is Tyler Perry.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Dude an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 15 Episode 1: "HUMANCENTiPAD"

Cartman: Can you at least take me to a grease monkey so I can at least get lubed up before you f**k me. Or at at least a little courtesy lick. How about a little courtesy lick next time you try to f**k me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: It does email and web browsing and s**ts in Kyle's mouth? This is the greatest thing ever invented.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Can at least pull over here and get some dinner? Because I at least like to be wined and dined before I get f**ked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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