South Park

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Oh no, I'm the Japanese and I had a bad day. I think I'm gonna kill myself!

Lu Kim

It's clear it isn't our parenting. We're awesome.

Mr. Stotch

Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.

Cartman

Screw you sir, I'm going home.

Cartman

I don't make up the rules. I just think them up and write them down.

Cartman

Do you believe your child is male or female or too hideously deformed to tell?

Cartman

Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.

Cartman

My name is Sarah McLachlan and I was famous for two months.

Sarah McLachlan

Butters I don't have time for this. I can't wait if your wiener is pulling a scared turtle.

Cartman

Randy: Sometimes a man can feel like how long his penis is is actually important but is it? When you boys measured your penis length the truth is it doesn't really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared. [((l x d) (w / g))/∠αt^2]

Is the team standing by to fuck that little boy Kyle?

And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!

Randy
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South Park Season 15 Quotes

Randy: Sometimes a man can feel like how long his penis is is actually important but is it? When you boys measured your penis length the truth is it doesn't really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared. [((l x d) (w / g))/∠αt^2]

Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.

Cartman
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