No, dude, fuck you, we're burning this shit.

Randy

• Permalink: No, dude, f**k you, we're burning this s**t.
• Added: May 19, 2011

Jimmy: I promise there's not going to be any comedy awards next year.
Cartman: Or will there be?

• Permalink: I promise there's not going to be any comedy awards next year. ...
• Added: May 05, 2011

I'm going to spend my final minutes on this Earth with my loved ones watching a Tyler Perry movie. I know it's embarrassing, but I simply can't help myself.

Obama

• Permalink: I'm going to spend my final minutes on this Earth with my loved ...
• Added: May 05, 2011

Token, stop giving Tyler Perry money or he won't go away.

Stan

• Permalink: Token, stop giving tyler perry money or he won't go away.
• Added: May 05, 2011

Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle.

Cartman

• Permalink: Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people germans were...
• Added: May 05, 2011

The Kathy Griffin award will be given each to the person most likely to actually show up and receive their Kathy Griffin award. The winner is Tyler Perry.

Jimmy

• Permalink: The Kathy Griffin award will be given each to the person most li...
• Added: May 05, 2011

Dude an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.

Kyle

• Permalink: Dude an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.
• Added: May 05, 2011

Can you at least take me to a grease monkey so I can at least get lubed up before you f**k me. Or at at least a little courtesy lick. How about a little courtesy lick next time you try to f**k me?

Cartman

• Permalink: Can you at least take me to a grease monkey so I can at least ge...
• Added: April 28, 2011

It does email and web browsing and shits in Kyle's mouth? This is the greatest thing ever invented.

Cartman

• Permalink: It does email and web browsing and s**ts in Kyle's mouth? This i...
• Added: April 28, 2011

Can at least pull over here and get some dinner? Because I at least like to be wined and dined before I get f**ked.

Cartman

• Permalink: Can at least pull over here and get some dinner? Because I at l...
• Added: April 28, 2011

Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.

Cartman

• Permalink: Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some con...
• Added: April 28, 2011

Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.

Cartman

• Permalink: Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at l...
• Added: April 28, 2011