South Park

South Park Season 2 Quotes

Episode 18: "Prehistoric Ice Man"

(Stan and Kyle are still fighting when Kenny is pulled under the conveyor belt and killed)
Stan: Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
(A long silence as Stan waits for Kyle to say his usual line, "You bastards!")
Kyle: What?! I'm not talking to you!
 • Rating: Unrated

(after Kyle fell into the cave)
Kyle: Is Cartman up there?
Cartman: I'm right here, Kyle.
Kyle: Cartman, you f(beep)king hunk of fat, rat-f(beep)king hunk of pig-f(beep)king ass fat.
Cartman: Oh yeah?! Oh yeah?! Say that to my face, p***y!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Hey, you guys, this is just like that one movie and John Travolta and that French chick all summer long and they went back to school and sang songs about grease lightning, you know, that movie which the mean chick is all prissy, but that tiny chick has an abortion...
Stan and Kyle: Cartman, will you shut the hell up and get some more rope?
Cartman: Ah, screw you guys anyway.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve Irwin: That was quite an angry croc, but I managed to escape with only a few bruises and a shattered left testicle. Next week, we'll look for more of these beautiful creatures so we can learn more about them by pissing them off immensely. Thanks for watching.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Cartman talking in a mock Australian accent)
Cartman: I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Talking to Kyle)
Stan: Yeah well, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll wish you... never had it... to begin with. Your ass, I mean.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kyle: Dude, it's a dude.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Mephisto: Let's just hope the press doesn't get wind of this right away.
(door opens and press comes)
Officer Barbrady: Stand back, people, there's nothing to see here!
Press guy: What about the prehistoric ice man?
Officer Barbrady: Oh, yeah, there is that!
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Good job Cartman, You killed Kyle.
Kenny: (muffled) You bastard!
Cartman: He shouldn't have called me fat.
Stan: Why the hell not, that's like calling the sky blue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: (as Steve Irwin) Now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the bean bag and see what happens, by crikey.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr Mephisto: He's gone. The ice man has broken out.
Government Agent: No, that's impossible! How could he have?
Dr Mephisto: He must have used... this door. (points to an open door)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

News Presenter: The prehistoric ice man is thought to be from the late Neo-Post-Jurassic era, where he was probably part of a hunting and gathering tribe that lived on Waterson Street.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve Irwin: This grizzly bear has the strength of over ten Morgan Freeman's. I'm really pissing him off right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: (As Steve Irwin) Look! A king croc! (Walks up to a cow) Now, what I'm going to do, is jam my finger up it's... (The cow sits on him, then gets up, with Cartman stuck in his butt) Hey, get me outta here! Huh, kinda smells like Kenny's house in here!
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Oh my god, they revived Gorac!
Kyle: You bastards!
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 17: "Gnomes"

Kyle: Do you ever think maybe you shouldn't give your son coffee?
Mrs. Tweek: Why would you say that?
Kyle: Well, look at him. He's always shaky and nervous.
Mrs. Tweek: Oh, that. He has A.D.D., attention defecit disorder. That's why he's so jittery all the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Mr. Tweek keeps talking like a coffee commercial)
Tweek: Dad!
Mr. Tweek: What?
Tweek: The metaphors, man!
Mr. Tweek: Oh, sorry.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Does anybody know anything about corporations?
Cartman: I think my mom is a corporation.
Stan: (sarcastically) Yeah, that makes sense.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Damn, dude this place is huge.
Kyle: Yeah, it's almost as big as Cartman's ass.
Cartman: (annoyed) No it isn't you guys.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Tweek: We've been using these poor kids to pull at your heartstrings for our cause. We're as low and despicable as Rob Reiner.
 • Rating: Unrated

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