South Park Season 2 Quotes
Mr. Garrison: Now what's wrong with the Planetarium?
Stan: It's boring.
Kyle: Yeah, all the constellations look alike.
Mr. Garrison: Well too bad. You're all going to the planetarium tomorrow and you're all going to love it.
Dr. Adams: Hi, I'm Dr. Adams, and welcome to the Plane'arium.
Stan: I thought this was the planetarium.
Dr. Adams: It is, I have a bone disease that prevents me from saying the 't' in Plane'arium.
Cartman: Hey, they're giving out bread outside!
Poor girl: Finally we can get something to eat.
(when the poor girl and her mom walk outside, Cartman shuts the door)
Mrs. Cartman: Hon, don't pick your nose.
Cartman: God dammit, I'm not picking it. I have an itch for crying out loud.
Now stars are actually made of hot gas, which is exactly what comes out of Roger Ebert's ass.Dr. Adams
Man Singing: I love Cheesy Poofs. You love Cheesy Poofs. If we didn't love Cheesy Poofs, we'd all be...
(After Kenny's head explodes)
Stan: Oh my God! We've killed Kenny!
Kyle: We're bastards!
A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.Mr. Garrison
(during planetarium show)
Principal Victoria : Oh man this is boring.
Some guy: Yeah, who finds this stuff interesting?
High teenager 1: Dude, this is totally killer.
High teenager 2: I hope this goes on for like7 months.
Ok children, now I'm going to remind you that this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, so let's behave ourselves.Mr. Garrison
Ass full of pork fat, jiggles like a jello-mold, mouth is flapping too.Kyle's 2nd Haiku
(The Marshes are discussing Stan's essay assignment)
Stan: Not Mr. Garrison, Mom, he's a sick weirdo.
Randy: Yeah it's true, he is.