South Park

South Park Season 4 Quotes (Page 12)

Season 4 Episode 4: "Quintuplets 2000"

Stan: I'm tired Grandpa.
Grandpa: No Billy, you're gonna stay here and watch more McGyver, we gotta get all the Frenchy-poo fag nasties outta ya.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Randy: Looks like she had a heart attack in the middle of the night.
Grandpa Marsh: Oh, no wonder she didn't say 'Good night'.
Randy: Ew!
 • Rating: Unrated

Grandpa: Why the hell do you wanna take these boys to see that fufu French theater crap? You're gonna turn them into poofders!
Sharon: Dad, Stanley needs to see the arts!
Grandpa Marsh: Well he doesn't need to see a bunch of frogs prance around in tights and makeup wrapping their peckers around each other's faces!
 • Rating: Unrated

Grandpa Marsh: Close your eyes and cover your ears Billy! Remember you're a man!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Oh God that was so funny. Aw man, somebody stop my guts from bursting out of my sides!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Dude how long does this thing last?
Stan: Two hours.
(the boys groan)
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Do you guys all think alike?
Quintuplets: (At the same time) No. Of course not. Don't be ridiculous.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Damn, dude, do you see how much money this place is raking in?
Cartman: Yeah. I could prance around in tights and sing opera too, for that kind of cash.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Those contorting Romanian chicks rule.
Cartman: Yeah, especially that second one from the left. She was fine!
Kyle: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?! They're identical!
Cartman: Not that second one from the left, she had it goin' on!
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Dude, this isn't working.
Kyle: It's Kenny's singing!
Cartman: Yeah, Kenny, you have to sing better!
Kenny: (I'm singing as good as I can!)
Stan: Well, it's not good enough, Kenny! You have to get better! Try it again!
Grandpa: Aha, I knew it. They turned you into poofders.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: No way! The bitches from Cirque du Chebleu!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 3: "Timmy 2000"

Timmy: TIM-MAY!
 • Rating: Unrated

Announcer: You're watching MTV, the cool brain-washing twelve year old and younger station that hides behind a slick image. We're so cool that we decided what's cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Oh my goodness, you killed Kenny.
Kyle: (indifferently) Bastard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheila: Kyle was always running around, screaming, like he was a little eight-year-old.
Kyle: But I am eight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Garrison: Now who can tell me what famous person wrote the Declaration of Independence...let me see...how about the new student, Timmy??
Timmy: TIM-MAY!!!
Mr. Garrison: No, it wasn't you Timmy, try again.
Timmy: (garbled words)
Mr. Garrison: Did you not do your homework?
Stan: Haven't you figured it out yet?? Timmy's retarded.
Mr. Garrison: Don't call people names Stanley!!! Timmy, you need to work on your study skills!
Timmy: (garbled noise and blabber)
Mr. Garrison: Are you mocking me?? That's it!! I'm sending your butt to the principal's office!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kurt Loder: Why am I still doing this? I've got to be the oldest person on this network by at least fourty years.
MTV Announcer: Kurt Loder didn't just say that... No wait, he did just say it, but just to be cool, that's what makes him cool, you think Kurt Loder is cool, and now the news that's cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Garrison: We're gonna learn about the reproductive system. Vaginas, and penises! Butt sex!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Chef: Thanks to you, we have children that like Phil Collins!
Pharmaceuticalist: Phil Collins?
Chef: That's right! You made them so dull and boring that they're actually going to go see a Phil Collins concert!
Pharmaceuticalist: Oh my God...it can't be...Phil Collins... (shudders)
 • Rating: Unrated

Announcer: And now it's time for MTV News, the news that is single handedly responsible for dumbing down the nation. Which is cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

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