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STOP your metal orange, you bastard! You never want a tablespoon of nigh'ingale droppin's, you me'al-poundin' fairy! And you! Why don't you get a job?! You're eight years old now!

Mrs. Joe

Ahhh...Dickens. The imagery of cobblestone streets, cragging London buildings, and nutmeg-filled Yorkshire puddings. Hello, I'm a British person.

Malcolm McDowell

Don't worry; sister is still taking very good care of me. She just loves to smack me in the face and tell me I'm worthless!

Pip

What are you doing here you little wippersham?

Convict

Indeed after watching this show, you'll know the timeless classic as if you've read the Cliff Notes themselves.

Malcolm McDowell

Oh what a gay time we shall have, and I do mean gay as in festive, not as in penetration of the bum.

Pocket

Oh look here! I've gone and made a metal newspaper!

Joe

Is that right you smelly little bastard?

Estella

PIP, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

</i> Mrs. Joe

And as for you, Pip, my robot monkeys should take care of you!

Ms. Havisham

Stop dreaming about me you slow-witted rectal belch.

Estella

Oh I'm so glad everything has worked out. Where are all my little bunnies that you borrowed then Pip?

Mr. Pocket
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South Park Season 4 Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

</i> Cartman

Cartman: Suck my balls.
Ms. Choksondik: Present them.
Cartman: What?
Ms. Choksondik: Present: Whip them out and I'll suck 'em.

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