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South-park

Indeed after watching this show, you'll know the timeless classic as if you've read the Cliff Notes themselves.

Malcolm McDowell

Estella: This way, you pathetic squirt of vaginal discharge!............This way, you beef-witted shriveled-up monkey's penis!.............Up here, you gamy mass of baby vomit!
Pip: Eho. After you, miss.
Estella: I'm not going in there, you stupid puddle of a homeless man urine!

Oh look here! I've gone and made a metal newspaper!

Joe

PIP, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

</i> Mrs. Joe

STOP your metal orange, you bastard! You never want a tablespoon of nigh'ingale droppin's, you me'al-poundin' fairy! And you! Why don't you get a job?! You're eight years old now!

Mrs. Joe

It's the way it goes sometimes Pip. He's 17 and has a car.

Estella

Is that right you smelly little bastard?

Estella

What are you doing here you little wippersham?

Convict

My father died in a stamp collecting accident.

Broken-hearted man
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