South Park

South Park Season 4 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 4 Episode 8: "Something You Can Do with Your Finger"

Cartman: Attention mall shoppers, the next twenty people to buy an orange smoothie will also receive a complimentary Nissan Sentra, Hurry up.
(shoppers rush towards Orange Smoothie stand)
 • Rating: Unrated

Ike: (singing) Itsy Bitsy spider up the water spout.
Cartman: Next!
Ike: (singing) Oh Danny Boy, the pipe is calling, clang cling clang...
Cartman: Next Audition!
Ike: E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Ellemenopee...
Cartman: GODDAMMIT IKE!!!
Ike: G. U. B. When the teacher wanna punch me...
Cartman: Not the next song, THE NEXT PERSON!!
Ike: (takes music and flips Cartman off)
Cartman: Oh man, this is gonna be a long-ass day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Wait wait wait CUT. You have to go crazier that than! I mean you have to act like it's freaking Leonardo DiCaprio.
Bebe: We wouldn't give a rat's ass if Leonardo DiCaprio came walking passed us.
Girls: Yeah!
Cartman: Fine, who would you go crazy for?
Girls: (look at each other) MATT LAUER.
Cartman: Ok fine. Pretend that we're Matt Lauer.
Girls: Ok.
Cartman: Ok, roll camera!
(Fingerbang walks passed them, and the girls scream crazily)
Cartman: JESUS CHRIST!!!!
 • Rating: Unrated

The Fingerbang song:

Fingerbang bang! Bang bang!
Fingerbang bang, bang bang bang!
I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to Fingerbang and it's all right.
'Cuz I'm the King of Fingerbang, let's not fight
I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you every night.
Fingerbang!
Bang-bang!
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Fingerbang:
Fingerbang!
Bang. Bang bang bang.
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright''.
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night
Fingerbang!
Bang bang.
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang.
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night
I'll just Fingerbang-bang you ever-y night!
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night
Fingerbang bang! bang bang Fingerbang bang. bang bang bang!
I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to Fingerbang and it's all right.
'Cuz I'm the King of Fingerbang, let's not fight
I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you every night.
Cartman's Solo:
And girl, you know that you're the only girl for me, girl
Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies, you're my girl
You're my girl, my girl, my girl.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Check this out, my mom made us costumes.
Stan: Costumes!
Cartman: Yeah. This one's yours Stan, and this one is Kyle's, this one will cover up Wendy's hooters.
Stan: Hey Cartman, how come your costume has like nose rings and facial hair?
Cartman: Cause I'm like you know, the tough one. Every boy band has to have the one member you know, that's tough.
Kyle: I want to be the tough one.
Cartman: Kyle, you are the sweet one, would you please just cooperate and...
Kyle: I wan't to be the tough one!
Cartman: You can't be the tough one because you're Jewish!
Kyle: Jews are tough!
Cartman: Since when?
Kyle: Since Abraham Fatass!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mall Cop: Hey! What are you doin'?
Mad Scientist: I've developed a new strain of anthrax which I will soon unleash upon all of North America!
Mall Cop: Move along, sir.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 7: "Chef Goes Nanners"

Cartman: The rest of you go get the goods on Stan. His mom grounded him once for setting something on fire. Let's find out what that something was and then lie and say it was a puppy.
 • Rating: Unrated

KKK Leader: Well that's enough rallying for this afternoon, members. Let's go take a hot shower!
KKK Members: Hot shower! Hot shower! Hot shower!
 • Rating: Unrated

KKK leader: Good evening, brothers. Our first order of business tonight is to have Brother Anderson update us on last week's minutes.
Brother Anderson: Last week we decided we hate blacks and Jews... A lot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry Chef, Mr. Hat is a racist bastard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mayor McDaniels: (to Jimbo and Chef) Gentlemen, I understand you are here to present both sides of an issue. I want to hear you both out and do this in a civil and constructive manner, so I can give you both the time and attention you deserve. Jimbo why don't you begin.
Jimbo: Mayor, it's about the South Park flag
Mayor McDaniels: Oh Jesus Christ, not this again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Cartman doesn't always win. He just gets pissed off and goes home, so we can't debate anymore.
Class: Yeah!
Cartman: Nuh-uh, I'm just a better debater than you guys.
Stan: You don't even know what you're debating about half the time!
Cartman: Yes I do!
Craig: No, you don't!
Cartman: OH YEAH?!! WELL SCREW YOU GUYS! I'M GOING HOME!
Kyle: Told you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jimbo: This is about history kids. If you don't have respect for your past then you can never expect...BIRD! (shoots down bird) Then you can never expect to have a future.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jimbo: People are gonna' start saying that the Denver Broncos are offensive to horses and then we'll have to SQUIRREL! (shoots down squirrel) Then we'll have to change everything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: (to Wendy) Whoa! Calm down hoe.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila: Mr. Garrison! You're a Klan member?
Mr. Garrison: No! No, but Mr. Hat is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jimbo: Chef, what about the baseball team, the Cleveland Indians, huh? Should they change their name because it's racist?
Chef: Yeah!
Jimbo: No!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chef: Hey, Mackey! Sign up to march on Wednesday?
Mr. Mackey: Oh, Wednesday? Wednesday's tough. I guess- maybe I could do somethin' uh, Thursday afternoon.
Chef: Alright, fudge it, Thursday. Anyone else wanna go Thursday?
Principal Victoria: Thursday's no good, we've got choir council.
Mr. Mackey: Oh, yeah.
Principal Victoria: What about next Sunday?
Chef: Fine! Next Sunday!
Man 1: You mean, during the ball game?
Man 2: Oh, yeah. We can't do Sunday.
Chef: Monday??
Principal Victoria: Oh, I can't do Monday.
Man: I could do Tuesday.
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, Tuesday morning's good.
Woman: You know what would be better for me is Saturday afternoon.
Man 2: Saturday is perfect for me.
Principal Victoria: Yeah. How about Saturday at 11:30?
Woman: Yeah.
Man 3: That sounds good.
Man 2: Yep.
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, I think that's the best day.
Chef: Okay! On Saturday, we march!
Man 2: Oh, march? What are we marching for?
Chef: To bring down the South Park Flag!
(People start walking away)
Man: Oh, I gotta go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jimbo: (Spying on the Klan) Alright. Let's sneak in quietly.
Ned: Okay.
Jimbo: Dammit Ned, doesn't that thing have a volume control?
Ned: No.
 • Rating: Unrated

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