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(Mr. Garrison walks out of a shower with a towel around him. The military barges into the room.)
Military official: Get it!
Mr. Garrison: What the...? (gets pinned to the wall as his towel is taken off)
Military official: Throw it down!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, alright! Have your way with me if you must... Go on, fulfill your sick pleasures!
(The military destroys the towel and leaves.)
Military official: Alright, lets go!
Mr. Garrison: Where are you going?

Then perhaps we should show these kids who Tynacorp is REALLY made up of! Go on, tell them why you've been making towels, ZYTAR!
(unmasks leader to reveal his alien head)

</i> Pseudo-military leader

Towelie: Oh man
Stan: What?
Towelie: I am so high right nowI have no idea what's going on.

Okay! That's it! Brake angrily Kenny!


Military Leader: Hello, boys. How are you doing?
Stan: Fine.
Military Leader: Say, boys, this may sound a little odd, but Have you seen a talking towel around anywhere?
Kyle: What? You mean Towelie?
Military Leader: (speaks into the two-way radio) Echo, this is Garrett. I've got a Code 5 in (checks map) Park County, Colorado. I repeat, Code 5, Park County, Colorado.
Cartman: What, dude?
(The Military Leader and soldier drive away.)
Stan: Dude, this is gonna be one long ass day

Oh man, why is everyone riding me today? Goddamnit.


(to Mrs. Marsh) You shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy!


Just let me get high. I know I can remember if I get high.


Cartman: You are the worst character ever, Towelie.
Towelie: I know.

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