Southland Quotes
Do you know the Michelin Man is white. Dude's suppose to made out of tires and they make him white.
Lydia
What do you think I am, the King of LA. I just can't make things disappear.
Ben
For the last 2 & 1/2 weeks I've had these book smart, street stupid, bs experts telling me how I'm suppose to feel before I go back on the streets.
Cooper
Maybe for his birthday you could take him to the Dahmer house.
Russell
I'm Brooke by the way, The girl he stopped seeing so he could just f*ck you.
Brooke
Most cops manage to stay sane despite the chaos all around them, but in their hearts they know, everyone has their breaking point.
Narrator
Cooper: You want to go ruin his day?
Lucero: Absolutely.
You better watch it buddy. Your mom's a tough lady.
Russell
Lucero: They were checking me out like crazy in there. Now I know what it's like to be a chick.
Cooper: If you want to be a chick that's a different bar.
Lucero: I didn't know.
Cooper: You won't be mistaken for Sherlock Holmes.
You've got a problem with gay people, that's your right, OK but I don't want to hear about it every day.
Cooper
Cops are suppose to hold the line between chaos and civilized society. Every now and then chaos gets the upper hand.
Narrator
