This is a front row seat to the greatest show on earth.

John Cooper

I doubt that Ritchie Rich. You've got 90210 written all over your face.


All cops have to make judgment calls they hope they won't regret. No cop ever bats a thousand.


A support group? She was terrified. She needed a restraining order not a hug.


Officer: Does anyone really care that Mel Gibson's compound burns down?
Ben: Not me.
Officer: Guy probably has three other houses where he can beat up his girlfriend.

Ben Sherman: You know who my father is, right?
John Cooper: Scum bag defense lawyer Ben Sherman.

It's like an epidemic or something. They're just killing woman like they're nothing. Chopping off their fingers, pulling out their teeth, stuffing them in air conditioning vents, going to yoga class and opening fire. Man, I'm sick of it. You know what? If they were killing Muslims like this, everybody, they'd be protesting and trying to pass bills in Congress.


I'm a gang detective. I can't have a f*ckin find my friend app on my phone.


I find it novel Dewey, every once in a while to give a shit.

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