Favorite Southland Quotes
This is a front row seat to the greatest show on earth.
John Cooper
Are you serious? This kid already gets an A in assh*le and he's not even out of puberty.
Cooper
Dr. Campbell: So, you're ten years old, your father walks out on you, drug dealers beat up your mom and, it's fine?
Ben Sherman: And now I'm a cop, thank you Dr. Freud.
John: Can't put a price tag on man's best friend.
Ben: Sure you can.
Is the divorcee make over officially underway?
Ben
And today is graduation day. Time to push our little boot ducklings out of the warm nest of their training officers.
Watch Commander
Most of us go to work every day with a pretty good idea of what's going to happen. As Detective Bryant would be reminded today, cops never do.
Narrator
I know Russ was your lap dog. Jerk the chain and he'll do whatever.
Josie
Det. Andy Williams: I take back everything bad I said about you.
Kenny No-Gun: Thank you.
Little boot's growing up.
John
Lydia: I am really happy for her though 'cause she's got this guy. He treats her nice. He's great. I just never thought that when my 62 year old Mom moved back in that she'd be having more sex than me.
Russell: Well, she couldn't be having less.
(voiceover) Dead unidentified female victims in Los Angeles are often called "Sally in the Alley." Our detectives wanted to give this one a name.
Det. Salinger
