I'm Officer Wile E. Coyote and we're going to fry your road runner ass.

Dewey

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• Added: February 27, 2013

You can screw my wife. You can have my kid call me crazy names but you're not using my camera, buddy.

Sammy

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Cooper: Now would be a good time to upgrade dispatch.
Hank: We could always use cans and string.

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• Added: February 27, 2013

His name is Roadrunner for God's sakes of course he's going to f**king run.

Dewey

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• Added: February 27, 2013

Easy to get the digits when you're wearing a badge.

Sammy

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• Added: February 27, 2013

Look around. You ain't riding with some boot.

Hank

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• Added: February 27, 2013

The LAPD serves 4 million people speaking over 100 different languages. Sometimes things get lost in translation.

Narrator

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• Added: February 27, 2013