Reverend: I thought it was a gift from God.
Sammy: Well, I guess God wanted it back.

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I'm a gang detective. I can't have a f*ckin find my friend app on my phone.

Sammy

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Sammy: Thanks for coming with me.
Officer: Can't let you face those church ladies alone. Those b*tches are mean. My Momma's one.

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Lydia: So, Fernandez goes to some management training retreat and now tweedle dee and dumber are in charge of finding a killer?
Josie: Hey, my kids didn't learn to clean their room until I stopped doing it for them.

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