Southland

Southland Quotes (Page 2)

Season 5 Episode 7: "Heroes"

Ruben: We'll have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack.
Lydia: Well, if you know that it's in the haystack, why not keep looking? Eventually you'll find it.
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Ben: Maybe instead of a gold watch she'll get a gold tooth.
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Lucero: How does an ugly son of a bitch like Dewey get a such a hot daughter?
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Dewey: I tried to tell her to became a lawyer, a doctor, a freaking porn star, anything but a cop but do you think she'd listen.
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Narrator: Cops are trained to stay in control but sometimes even heroes feel helpless.
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Season 5 Episode 6: "Bleed Out"

Hicks: I almost ate my gun for dinner.
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Sammy: 250 lbs of pissed off canine sure beats your scrawny ass, Sherman.
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Ruiz: Next time we flip a coin. The losers beneath the bus.
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Cooper: Never thought the bus would be riding you.
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Ben: Then Nate comes to live with Uncle Ben.
Sammy: Oh, you and you're harem.
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Narrator: A single step can separate life and death.
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Season 5 Episode 5: "Off Duty"

Lucero: I was trying to tackle a man and ended up dropping 300 lbs. on your surgically repaired spine.
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Lucero: It's amazing to think that for every one of these people there's a pair of disappointed parents.
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Cooper: How can you be dead for nine months an nobody notices?
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Ben: Pretty good gig.
Sammy: Yeah, until some bad ass starts shooting up the neighborhood.
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Reuben: No better birth control than having a screaming baby around.
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Hicks: I miss it. Morons most of all.
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Narrator: There's a common saying among LAPD officers. Leave your job in your locker with your badge and your uniform. It's easier said than done.
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Season 5 Episode 4: "Under the Big Top"

Lydia: Crazy doesn't mean dumb.
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Ben: Good news is you get to ride in a Crown Vic. It's the Super Snake of cop cars.
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