Southland

Southland Quotes (Page 4)

Season 5 Episode 1: "Hats and Bats"

Jerry: We have a permit.
Cooper: To be a dip s**t?
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Cooper: You've got a learn to fish, Steel. That one, you throw back.
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Sammy: I've just got to get used to it, riding with a celeb. What's next? Dancing With the Stars?
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Mom: From nursing a baby to examining a corpse. Must feel strange.
Lydia: Which part?
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Narrator: We hold cops to a higher stander because we give them a gun and a badge. The only problem with that is, they're recruited from the human race.
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