Next time we flip a coin. The losers beneath the bus.

Ruiz

Never thought the bus would be riding you.

Cooper

Ben: Then Nate comes to live with Uncle Ben.
Sammy: Oh, you and you're harem.

A single step can separate life and death.

Narrator

I was trying to tackle a man and ended up dropping 300 lbs. on your surgically repaired spine.

Lucero

It's amazing to think that for every one of these people there's a pair of disappointed parents.

Lucero

How can you be dead for nine months an nobody notices?

Cooper

Ben: Pretty good gig.
Sammy: Yeah, until some bad ass starts shooting up the neighborhood.

No better birth control than having a screaming baby around.

Reuben
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