I miss it. Morons most of all.Hicks
There's a common saying among LAPD officers. Leave your job in your locker with your badge and your uniform. It's easier said than done.Narrator
Crazy doesn't mean dumb.Lydia
Good news is you get to ride in a Crown Vic. It's the Super Snake of cop cars.Ben
Broken windows lead to real crime. Assholes think they can get away with anything.Cooper
They say that working for the LAPD is a ticket to the greatest show on earth but it isn't always easy to get to the front row.Narrator
I'm Officer Wile E. Coyote and we're going to fry your road runner ass.Dewey
You can screw my wife. You can have my kid call me crazy names but you're not using my camera, buddy.Sammy
Cooper: Now would be a good time to upgrade dispatch.
Hank: We could always use cans and string.
His name is Roadrunner for God's sakes of course he's going to f**king run.Dewey
Easy to get the digits when you're wearing a badge.Sammy
Look around. You ain't riding with some boot.Hank