I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory, but my brain is too busy being awesome.


You're weird. We'll be friends.


Are you having a stroke?


First impressions last. Start behind the eight ball and you'll never get in front.


Mike: I thought you were against emotions.
Harvey: I'm against having emotions, not using them.

As far as you and I are concerned, Christmas is over.


I keep getting all these dating pop-ups. It's like my computer is accusing me of being single!


Would you like me to thank your face with my fist?

Harvey [to Hardman]

Awe, look at that---he thinks I'm pretty.


Mike: If I hit this button, I call Michael Jordan.
Harvey: That's kinda how a phone works.

Louis, I do not respond to threats, I make them.


Harvey:[about the fake tears]: Wait, that time you cried and I let your parents stay at my condo.
Donna: Yep.

Suits Quotes

The rules dictate that you must be precise as the law is a precise endeavor.


Donna: This isn't how two adults who care about each other move on.
Harvey: As far as I'm concerned, two adults who care about each other don't move on at all.