I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory, but my brain is too busy being awesome.

Donna

You're weird. We'll be friends.

Donna

Are you having a stroke?

Harvey

First impressions last. Start behind the eight ball and you'll never get in front.

Harvey

Mike: I thought you were against emotions.
Harvey: I'm against having emotions, not using them.

As far as you and I are concerned, Christmas is over.

Donna

I keep getting all these dating pop-ups. It's like my computer is accusing me of being single!

Rachel

Would you like me to thank your face with my fist?

Harvey [to Hardman]

Awe, look at that---he thinks I'm pretty.

Harvey

Mike: If I hit this button, I call Michael Jordan.
Harvey: That's kinda how a phone works.

Louis, I do not respond to threats, I make them.

Jessica

Harvey:[about the fake tears]: Wait, that time you cried and I let your parents stay at my condo.
Donna: Yep.

Suits Quotes

The rules dictate that you must be precise as the law is a precise endeavor.

Mike

Donna: This isn't how two adults who care about each other move on.
Harvey: As far as I'm concerned, two adults who care about each other don't move on at all.