I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory, but my brain is too busy being awesome.

Donna

You're weird. We'll be friends.

Donna

First impressions last. Start behind the eight ball and you'll never get in front.

Harvey

Are you having a stroke?

Harvey

As far as you and I are concerned, Christmas is over.

Donna

Mike: I thought you were against emotions.
Harvey: I'm against having emotions, not using them.

I keep getting all these dating pop-ups. It's like my computer is accusing me of being single!

Rachel

Louis, I do not respond to threats, I make them.

Jessica

Would you like me to thank your face with my fist?

Harvey [to Hardman]

Awe, look at that---he thinks I'm pretty.

Harvey

I wasn't objecting to his question. I was objecting to his tie. I do have to look at it.

Harvey

Harvey:[about the fake tears]: Wait, that time you cried and I let your parents stay at my condo.
Donna: Yep.