Mike: If I hit this button, I call Michael Jordan.
Harvey: That's kinda how a phone works.

Louis, I do not respond to threats, I make them.

Jessica

Harvey:[about the fake tears]: Wait, that time you cried and I let your parents stay at my condo.
Donna: Yep.

Mike: I feel like Michael Corleone in that one scene where the fat guy teaches him to shoot the gun.
Harvey: Are you calling me the fat guy? Because I'm not the fat guy.
Mike: Do you remember that guy's name?

Louis: So what is this new cologne the scent of jealousy?
Harvey: You don't recognize your wife's perfume? I know, you're not married. Still funny.

0 and everything---that's your record against me, Scottie.

Harvey

Harvey: I'm sorry.
Donna: For what?
Harvey: Don't push it.

Trevor: Look at this clown...
Mike: Walks like he's got a rod up his ass; If I ever look like that---shoot me.

Mike: I do okay with the cougars.
Rachel: You do realize you're talking about the managing partner of this firm?
Mike: Please don't tell anyone I said that...

This is Haley's comet. Take a good look because it won't happen again.

Harvey

A second ago you thought you were getting whacked. Now you want an office?

Harvey

Mike: You don't want to hear it?
Harvey: Of course I wanna hear it. Since when do I take marching orders from a bowtie?

Suits Quotes

Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.

Harvey

That's the difference between you and me, you wanna lose small, I wanna win big...

Harvey