Mike: If I hit this button, I call Michael Jordan.
Harvey: That's kinda how a phone works.

Mike: You don't want to hear it?
Harvey: Of course I wanna hear it. Since when do I take marching orders from a bowtie?

Louis: So what is this new cologne the scent of jealousy?
Harvey: You don't recognize your wife's perfume? I know, you're not married. Still funny.

Trevor: Look at this clown...
Mike: Walks like he's got a rod up his ass; If I ever look like that---shoot me.

I won't fire you, but I might kill you!

Harvey

Harvey: I'm sorry.
Donna: For what?
Harvey: Don't push it.

0 and everything---that's your record against me, Scottie.

Harvey

Mike: I do okay with the cougars.
Rachel: You do realize you're talking about the managing partner of this firm?
Mike: Please don't tell anyone I said that...

This is Haley's comet. Take a good look because it won't happen again.

Harvey

If you were ever lucky enough to have me, you wouldn't want to share.

Donna

Harvey: Did you let him win?
Mike: Wasn't easy. Guy has the reflexes of a two year old.
Harvey: Yeah, last time these venture capitalists came in I took him boxing to calm him down. Had to practically punch myself in the face to let him win.

Mike: I feel like Michael Corleone in that one scene where the fat guy teaches him to shoot the gun.
Harvey: Are you calling me the fat guy? Because I'm not the fat guy.
Mike: Do you remember that guy's name?

Suits Quotes

Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.

Harvey

That's the difference between you and me, you wanna lose small, I wanna win big...

Harvey