Harvey:[about the fake tears]: Wait, that time you cried and I let your parents stay at my condo.
Donna: Yep.

I wasn't objecting to his question. I was objecting to his tie. I do have to look at it.


Would you like me to thank your face with my fist?

Harvey [to Hardman]

I won't fire you, but I might kill you!


Trevor: Look at this clown...
Mike: Walks like he's got a rod up his ass; If I ever look like that---shoot me.

This is Haley's comet. Take a good look because it won't happen again.


Louis: So what is this new cologne the scent of jealousy?
Harvey: You don't recognize your wife's perfume? I know, you're not married. Still funny.

Mike: I feel like Michael Corleone in that one scene where the fat guy teaches him to shoot the gun.
Harvey: Are you calling me the fat guy? Because I'm not the fat guy.
Mike: Do you remember that guy's name?

0 and everything---that's your record against me, Scottie.


Mike: I do okay with the cougars.
Rachel: You do realize you're talking about the managing partner of this firm?
Mike: Please don't tell anyone I said that...

Harvey: Did you let him win?
Mike: Wasn't easy. Guy has the reflexes of a two year old.
Harvey: Yeah, last time these venture capitalists came in I took him boxing to calm him down. Had to practically punch myself in the face to let him win.

A second ago you thought you were getting whacked. Now you want an office?


Suits Quotes

Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.


Donna: This isn't how two adults who care about each other move on.
Harvey: As far as I'm concerned, two adults who care about each other don't move on at all.