Suits Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Harvey: Nobody does anything as a courtesy. They sent you where they want you to look. Listen, being a lawyer is a lot like being a doctor.
Mike: You mean how you don't get emotional about a client?
Harvey: No, I mean you keep pressing until it hurts. Then you know where to look.
Mike: So are we a team now?
Harvey: I wouldn't move my things into Wayne Manor just yet.
Mike: So, what, are you Batman now?
Mike: Did you really quit when you first started?
Harvey: No, I'm not a wuss.
Mike: I feel like Michael Corleone in that one scene where the fat guy teaches him to shoot the gun.
Harvey: Are you calling me the fat guy? Because I'm not the fat guy.
Mike: Do you remember that guy's name?
I apologize, I was out of line. Now if you will let me text your pretend wife that I just got senior partner....What!? We tease each other all the time!Harvey [to Louis]
A person is more likely to die dealing drugs than on death row....in Texas....It's from Freakonomics. Do you read anything I give youMike [to Trevor]
Mike: Look, I'm just trying to ditch the cops, I don't care if you let me in or not lady.
Lisa [after a nonverbal exchange with Harvey]: Mr. Specter will see you now. Can I get you anything? Coffee... water?
Jessica: We got paid before Gerald signed the deal?
Harvey: What are you talking about? This is a memo about some fire drill on Tuesday. You're the blue team captain, you get to wear a fire hat.