Charles Barkley: I took fifteen minutes of pictures with some dip-shit from Philadelphia, that's not a favor?
Harvey: That was an appetizer. I need you to get Magic, Bird, Hakeem, and Michael to do the same thing.
There's only so many times you can pull some shady shit to get something done with the partners. So you want to take me on? I'm right here.Jessica
Robert: You got dealt a bad hand, you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps, and I respect that.
Mike: Thanks Robert.
Robert: You can call me dad.
Jessica: You came to me for some legal advice, now I'm coming to you for yours.
Rachel: Do I get to charge you for it?
Jessica: You already do, unless you suddenly started paying for law school out of your own pocket.
Rachel: Free of charge it is.
Harvey: For the time being, don't play anymore jokes on Louis.
Gretchen: Mind if I ask why?
Harvey: Because I only play jokes on people to express my affection for them, and right now I have no affection for Louis Litt.
Jessica: You need to ask yourself how much do you really love Mike?
Rachel: I love him all the way.
You might not have crossed any lines yet, but you will. And I'm just trying to protect my baby girl.Robert
Gretchen: I prefer my men manly.
Harvey: Am I not manly?
Gretchen: Well, if you have to ask...
My dad said he doesn't know that man I'm choosing to marry, and I just... didn't want to tell you that.Rachel
You can't put a price tag on a woman like that!Louis
You don't make a name for yourself taking on nobody.Soloff
Donna: You're making me feel uncomfortable.
Louis: Let's get something straight. I'm not here to make your life comfortable, you're here to do that for me.