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Eat it, Twilight!

Dean

Dean: Well... this is it.
Sam: This is what?
Dean: Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awesome.
Sam: It's not funny.
Dean: I'm not laughing.

Endings are hard. Any chapped-ass monkey with a keyboard can poop out a beginning, but endings are impossible. You try to tie up every loose end, but you never can. The fans are always gonna bitch. There's always gonna be holes. And since it's the ending, it's all supposed to add up to something. I'm telling you, they're a raging pain in the ass.

Chuck

Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?

Sam

I learned that from the pizza man.

Castiel

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Dean

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel

Lucifer... you are my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

Gabriel

You go with Efron. I've got Bieber.

Dean
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