Dean: They're rehearsing the BM scene.
Sam: The bowel movement scene?

Eat it, Twilight!

Dean

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Dean

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel

I learned that from the pizza man.

Castiel

Sorry you have me confused with that other angel. You know the one in the dirty trench coat who is in love with you. I don't care.

Balthazar

You go with Efron. I've got Bieber.

Dean

You die before me and I'll kill ya.

Bobby

Samuel: Is this what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?
Castiel: We're not supposed to talk about it.

I learned my lesson while I was away Dean. I serve Heaven, I don't serve man. And I certainly don't serve you.

Castiel

Waiter: You are a virile manifestation of the divine.
Dean: What the hell did he say to me?

You gonna look at more anime or are you strictly into Dick now.

Sam

Supernatural Quotes

Why do they call this place The Empty? It's full. It's full of sorrow and despair playing over and over again of angels and demons dreaming about their regrets. Forever.

Ruby

Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.

Dean