Supernatural

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Eat it, Twilight!

Dean

Dean: Well... this is it.
Sam: This is what?
Dean: Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awesome.
Sam: It's not funny.
Dean: I'm not laughing.

Endings are hard. Any chapped-ass monkey with a keyboard can poop out a beginning, but endings are impossible. You try to tie up every loose end, but you never can. The fans are always gonna bitch. There's always gonna be holes. And since it's the ending, it's all supposed to add up to something. I'm telling you, they're a raging pain in the ass.

Chuck

Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?

Sam

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Dean

I learned that from the pizza man.

Castiel

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel

Lucifer... you are my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

Gabriel

Sorry you have me confused with that other angel. You know the one in the dirty trench coat who is in love with you. I don't care.

Balthazar

You go with Efron. I've got Bieber.

Dean

Cas, buddy, I need you.

Dean

Samuel: Is this what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?
Castiel: We're not supposed to talk about it.

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Dean: They're rehearsing the BM scene.
Sam: The bowel movement scene?

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley