Sam: Is everything a Bob Seger song to you?
Dean: Yes.

Sam: Maybe We're dealing with a serial killer?
Dean: You'd love that wouldn't you.

Dean: Bottled toilet water? Why do you keep spraying it?
Sam: I wanted to see if the squeezy thing worked.

I gotta get out of this doily coffin.

Dean

Do you have any idea how much stuff I had to steal, then pawn, to pay for that?

Metatron

Fatherhood changes a man.

Crowley

What he did? Creation? That took work. That took sacrifice. In order to create the world, God had to give up the only thing he had ever known. He had to betray and sacrifice his only kin, The Darkness, his sister.

Metatron

What’s up, doc?

Dean

Sully: If I show you all we can see, you can’t tell a soul.
Dean: Yeah because chicks dig the whole imaginary friend thing.

Sam: His blood is glittery?
Sully: Even when he’s dead, Sparkle can’t stop shining.

Lucifer: And what was Dad's suggestion?
Sam: To seek out you.
Lucifer: Get out of town, seriously?

Sam: Turns out Harold was stealing the other residents' Viagra.
Dean: I know. It's a real dick move.

Supernatural Quotes

Why do they call this place The Empty? It's full. It's full of sorrow and despair playing over and over again of angels and demons dreaming about their regrets. Forever.

Ruby

Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.

Dean