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You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

Just because you're blood doesn't mean you're family. You have to earn it.

Dean

Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

Castiel

Crowley: He’s my best friend, my partner in crime. They’ll write songs about us, graphic novels: The Misadventures of Crowley and Squirrel. Dean Winchester completes me. And that’s what makes you lose your chickens.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Dean

Lucifer... you are my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

Gabriel

Well kids, don't try this at home.

Dean

Crowley ain't the problem this year.

Dean

My Spidey senses are tingling.

Dean

I'll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.

Dean

So you're like Yodas to our jedis?

Dean
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Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

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