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Supernatural

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

Just because you're blood doesn't mean you're family. You have to earn it.

Dean

Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

Castiel

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Dean

I'm perfectly sane. But then, 94% of psychotics think they're perfectly sane. So I guess we have to ask ourselves, 'what is sane?' That's a good question.

Castiel

Dean: Well... this is it.
Sam: This is what?
Dean: Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awesome.
Sam: It's not funny.
Dean: I'm not laughing.

Dean: Oh, come on, you don't trust yourself?
Future Dean: No. Absolutely not.
Dean: Dick.

Look, Sam, I'm not going to lie. We had undeniable chemistry. But like a monkey on the sun, it was too hot to live.

Becky
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