You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.

If the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?

Dean

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

Just because you're blood doesn't mean you're family. You have to earn it.

Dean

I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God, a better one. So, you will bow down and profess your love to me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you.

Castiel

Death doesn't always mean goodbye.

Sam

I'm perfectly sane. But then, 94% of psychotics think they're perfectly sane. So I guess we have to ask ourselves, 'what is sane?' That's a good question.

Castiel

Dean: Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Sam: Grey Poupon? Seriously?
Dean: It's what popped in my head.

Saving people, hunting things, the family business? I am down. But... I was raised on Tolkien, man. I mean, where is all this? Where are my White Walkers and my volcano and magic ring to throw in the damn thing?

Charlie

So, pit stop on Mount Doom?

Dean

Fake it 'til you make it.

Dean

Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.