You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

Next customer.

Dean

Yippee ki yay, mother f-

Dean

What makes Dick so hard to beat?

Reporter

Vampirates.

Dean

I'm sending death a damn fruit basket!

Dean

Okay, who talks like that?

Dean

Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?

Dean

Sam: She's right, Dean. You can do this. We can do this.
Dean: Then let's get to work.

Not bad.

Chuck

Sam: Murphy's law.
Dean: Murphy's a douche.

Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.