Supernatural

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You can't spell subtext without s-e-x.

Marie

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it's just people trying to do their best in a world where it is far too easy to do your worst.

Castiel

Dean: Whoa, hey, Miley Cyrus, settle.
Claire: Eat me, Hasselhoff.

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

Castiel

Lucifer... you are my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

Gabriel

Dean: They're rehearsing the BM scene.
Sam: The bowel movement scene?

Well kids, don't try this at home.

Dean

Crowley ain't the problem this year.

Dean

My Spidey senses are tingling.

Dean

I'll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.

Dean
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Supernatural Quotes

You can't spell subtext without s-e-x.

Marie

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley