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Supernatural

Just because you're blood doesn't mean you're family. You have to earn it.

Dean

Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

Castiel

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

I'm his father.

Henry

It hurts.

Castiel

Eat it, Twilight!

Dean

Boys, aim for the head.

Sheriff

Dean: Newsflash Mr. Wizard: "vampires pee."

Hi. I'm Bobby. I'm a ghost.

Bobby
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