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You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

Just because you're blood doesn't mean you're family. You have to earn it.

Dean

Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

Castiel

Dean, it's over.

Sam

Dean: Well... this is it.
Sam: This is what?
Dean: Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awesome.
Sam: It's not funny.
Dean: I'm not laughing.

I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God, a better one. So, you will bow down and profess your love to me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you.

Castiel

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Dean

Why can’t you people just sit on clouds and play harps like you’re supposed to?

Crowley

Lucifer... you are my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

Gabriel

Well kids, don't try this at home.

Dean

Crowley ain't the problem this year.

Dean
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Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

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