You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

I'll text you her number. I like texting. Emoticons.

Castiel

The river ends at the source.

Metatron

Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it's just people trying to do their best in a world where it is far too easy to do your worst.

Castiel

It's possible there's a little monster in all of us.

Castiel

Well kids, don't try this at home.

Dean

Crowley ain't the problem this year.

Dean

My Spidey senses are tingling.

Dean

I'll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.

Dean

So you're like Yodas to our jedis?

Dean

Dean: Try uh, Lautner.
Sam: He's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?
Dean: What are you kidding me? That kid is everywhere. It's a friggen nightmare.

Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.