Supernatural

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Dean: They're rehearsing the BM scene.
Sam: The bowel movement scene?

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

Oh, that's Adam, John Winchester's other kid. He's still trapped in the cage. In hell. With Lucifer.

Maeve

You can't spell subtext without s-e-x.

Marie

Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

Castiel

Just because you're blood doesn't mean you're family. You have to earn it.

Dean

Well kids, don't try this at home.

Dean

Crowley ain't the problem this year.

Dean

My Spidey senses are tingling.

Dean

I'll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.

Dean

So you're like Yodas to our jedis?

Dean
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Supernatural Quotes

Dean: They're rehearsing the BM scene.
Sam: The bowel movement scene?

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley