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Supernatural

Sam: So, now ah, what's the deal with all this TV crap?
Castiel: Pardon me?
Dean: Yeah, amen Padaleski.
Sam: Padalecki.,
Dean: What?
Sam: -Lecki, I'm pretty sure.

Dean: Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?
Sam: Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do.

What kind of douchebag names a character after himself?

Dean

It appears that Jared and Jensen were seen beating an extra to death.

Bob Singer

Genevieve: You've never even been to our house.
Dean: Well, now that I know there's an alpaca outback, I'm definitely coming back.
Genevieve: Well, alpacas are the greenest animal.

You married fake Ruby?

Dean

Sam: What am I? Dracula?
Dean: George Hamilton Dracula.

Wow. I must be the star of this thing.

Sam

Dude, we're not even in America.

Dean
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