Supernatural "Two and a Half Men" Quotes
Dean: We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dean: [putting finger with alcohol in baby's mouth] It's good, isn't it?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sam: You've got a whole Dr. Huxtable vibe coming off you. You're like... father material.
• Rating: Unrated
Dean: I'll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.
• Rating: Unrated
Dean: Who designed this thing, NASA!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: Dean, no offense, but if you don't walk out that door, I'm gonna shoot you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sam: Welcome to the party, Guttenberg.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8
