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Supernatural

Of course he saved me. We're besties. And now he's ready.

Crowley

Demons don't take leaks. Next time you want to shoot up, why don't you find a better excuse.

Dean

Oh, come on, Dean. This is the object of your quest! Tell me Henry Winchester's grandson isn't curious to see if it works.

Magnus

I'll hang on to old donkey teeth here until such time, as you locate Abaddon. Then, you'll destroy her. You're right Moose, you can't trust me. Sadly, I can't trust you either.

Crowley

Demon mitts all over my baby. Oh, come on! Now they're keying cars??

Dean

Wait a second. Did he drunk dial you?

Sam

Okay, uh, look Snooki. Can I call you Snooki?

Sam

You know, at least when Cas was human, he was an OK guy. Should've known Crowley would be a douche version.

Dean

You two clowns are going to get into that Mystery Machine outside, and you are going to leave town.

Dean
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