Cat's out!


Sam: Be safe.
Dean: When am I not?

My name is Dean Winchester and I am on a mission from the future.


Kind of makes you nostalgic for good old fashioned herpes.


Woman: What kind of FBI agents are you?!
Dean: The fake kind.

What's a dad bod?


As long as everyone wears a condom we'll be fine.


What’s done is done. All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together. So shut up, and drink your beer.


Dean: I always did have a thing for Blanche on Golden Girls.
Sam: Seriously?
Dean: Hey, don’t judge what you don’t understand, Sammy.
Sam: No, I’m not judging. I just always had a thing for Sophia.
Dean: Yeah, I can see that.

I’m here to save you all. Lucifer ex machina.


Sam: Turns out Harold was stealing the other residents' Viagra.
Dean: I know. It's a real dick move.

Dean: Your hand is still on my knee.
Mildred: I could move it up.

Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.


He who hesitates, disintegrates.