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Supernatural

Demons don't take leaks. Next time you want to shoot up, why don't you find a better excuse.

Dean

Oh, come on, Dean. This is the object of your quest! Tell me Henry Winchester's grandson isn't curious to see if it works.

Magnus

I'll hang on to old donkey teeth here until such time, as you locate Abaddon. Then, you'll destroy her. You're right Moose, you can't trust me. Sadly, I can't trust you either.

Crowley

Demon mitts all over my baby. Oh, come on! Now they're keying cars??

Dean

Wait a second. Did he drunk dial you?

Sam

Okay, uh, look Snooki. Can I call you Snooki?

Sam

You know, at least when Cas was human, he was an OK guy. Should've known Crowley would be a douche version.

Dean

You two clowns are going to get into that Mystery Machine outside, and you are going to leave town.

Dean

You crashed the Jenga tower of our life.

Harry

So you’re Thinman? That would make sense if it didn’t look like you just ate a fat camp.

Dean

You know what video would have gone viral, if we still had it? When you were five and you got dressed up as Batman and you jumped off the shed because you thought you could fly.

Dean

Trust me here, secrets ruin relationships.

Sam
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Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

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