Supernatural

Supernatural Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 5: "Shut Up, Dr. Phil"

Dean: While you were out being Lance Armstrong...
Sam: That would be biking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 3: "The Girl Next Door"

Sam: Nothing in our lives is simple.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leviathan: Everything is better with cheese.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: New rule. You steal my baby, you get punched.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sam: Oh, Dean. I have a question. How do you talk to girls?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Episode 2: "Hello Cruel World"

Dean: Don't let Satan change my presets.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucifer: You know, I really think Prince William has found the right girl. What do you think?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: Course, if at any time you want to decide that's utter horse crap, I'll be where I always am. Right here.
Dean: What? Do you want to do couples yoga or get back to hunting the Big Bads?
Bobby: Shut up. Idgit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: Well he was friend's with us, wasn't he? Can't get much dumber than that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucifer: You're my bunk mate buddy. You're my little bitch in every sense of the term.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 1: "Meet the New Boss"

Dean: We never catch a break, so why would we this time?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucifer: You never left Sam. You're still in the cage... with me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucifer: Hi Sam. Long time no spooning.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: You know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my pie hole. I'm gonna drink. And I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode because it is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Sam: Grey Poupon? Seriously?
Dean: It's what popped in my head.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Crowley: What do you think he's going to do when he finds out we've been conspiring? You do want to conspire don't you?
Bobby: No, we want you to just stand there and look pretty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: I just pray to God it's true.
Bobby: We need to come up with a new saying for that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castiel: Hello Crowley. You look stressed.
Crowley: Bollocks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

News Reporter: The FBI believes the Ku Klux Klan has been forced to disbanded.
Dean: Can't argue with that one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Woman on TV: We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young and, and, sexy.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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