Sam: Be safe.
Dean: When am I not?
My name is Dean Winchester and I am on a mission from the future.Dean
Kind of makes you nostalgic for good old fashioned herpes.Dean
Woman: What kind of FBI agents are you?!
Dean: The fake kind.
What's a dad bod?Dean
As long as everyone wears a condom we'll be fine.Jody
What’s done is done. All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together. So shut up, and drink your beer.Dean
Dean: I always did have a thing for Blanche on Golden Girls.
Dean: Hey, don’t judge what you don’t understand, Sammy.
Sam: No, I’m not judging. I just always had a thing for Sophia.
Dean: Yeah, I can see that.
I’m here to save you all. Lucifer ex machina.Lucifer
Sam: Turns out Harold was stealing the other residents' Viagra.
Dean: I know. It's a real dick move.
Dean: Your hand is still on my knee.
Mildred: I could move it up.