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Supernatural

It’s Scooby-Doo time, douchebag. Take off the mask. I know you’re not Thinman. You’re just a me-me.

Ed

Yup, Bunker's haunted.

Dean

Before I go, can you guys promise me something? Can you two get over it? Dudes, just because you couldn't see me doesn't mean I couldn't see you. The drama, the fighting? It’s stupid. My mom’s taking home a ghost. You two, you’re both still here.

Kevin

That's your third unanswered voicemail. Did you ever think maybe he's not that into you?

Sam

This is not happening. I spend months getting through the veil to listen to Dean Winchester having some pity session. I heard enough of those when I was alive.

Kevin

You’re not the only one who has dated someone bendy.

Sam

Known fact. All women lie about their weight and age.

Dean

That’s what this boils down to, you can’t stand the thought of being alone. I’ll give you this much, you are certainly willing to do the sacrifice, as long as you’re not the one being hurt.

Sam

You know Sam, I saved your hide back there. I saved your hide at that church, in the hospital. I may not think things all the way through but when I do, it’s because it’s the right thing. I’d do it again.

Dean

A fish taco?

Dean

Yes, personal training brothers. Kind of like Hans and Franz, but, uh, less German.

Dean

What can I say Sammy? We lost this one, send me a postcard.

Dean
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Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

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