I'll text you her number. I like texting. Emoticons.

Castiel

Dean: Whoa, hey, Miley Cyrus, settle.
Claire: Eat me, Hasselhoff.

Sam: "It's my job to raise you right."
Dean: And he did.

We know John Winchester isn't going to win any No. 1 Dad awards, but damn if he wasn't there when we needed him.

Dean

Of course you had a father. You were just conceived during a winter solstice orgy, and I wasn't taking names.

Rowena

Don't get me started about the name, Fergus. Sounds like venereal disease, and not the fun kind.

Crowley

An emergency is a dead body, OK? Or a wigged-out angel, or the apocalypse take three. Some chick bolting on you is no emergency. That's every Friday night for Sam.

Dean

Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it's just people trying to do their best in a world where it is far too easy to do your worst.

Castiel

Claire: My dad, is he still in there?
Castiel: No, the human soul can only occupy a body while it retains a certain structural integrity, and this vessel, it was, it was ripped apart on a sub-atomic level by an archangel.

Okay, who talks like that?

Dean

Actually, I'm lactose intolerant.

Sam

We got played by the maid.

Dean

Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.